Get a list on the free classified throwaways in town
and print the following:
RED 86 Vette: Won on game show, must sell, leaving
country. Steal!! First reasonable offer takes...
Call <Victims #> after 1 am (I work nights) and let it
ring. Desperate, please hurry...
This should bring the desired results for at least a
week...
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...