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• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
  I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
• Practical Joke at a party. Take a sheet of cardboard or a throw away magazine, form a cone with it.
  Take the cone, a coin, and a liquid refreshment (water causes least damage) in a bottle or a cup, of course you will be pretending its your drink....
• Practical Joke 1: After making sure that the victim is out or sound asleep (if the victim is in make sure he can't get out)
  put a line of baby powder along the bottom crack of the door (or on a piece of paper and slide it under the door -- hold onto one end)....
• Humorous Helpful Hints: ** Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
  ** Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time....
• A nifty, if difficult, practical joke: This only really works with friends (preferably the trusting type).
  Get the victim to your house, then talk (or do whatever you normally do together) for a while....
• HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE You will need the following
  A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Here's one that my roommate and myself did to a residence buddy.
  One morning (early) we taped together a bunch of sheets of newspaper to cover the victims doorframe....