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  MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request service number39,712....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That's a hardware problem.
• Q: How many Computer Programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Sorry, that's a hardware problem....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Only one, but the bulb has to really WANT to change....