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• How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
  You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you would have to do is send a light-bulb-change message....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, "Real Woman" would have plenty of real men around to do it....
• Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it....
• Q: How many "Real Women" does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. A "Real Woman" would have plenty of "Real Men" around to do it....