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  A: Depends on what you want to change it into....
• Q:" How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" It depends on what you want to change it into....
• Q': How long will it take? A:' That's indeterminate.
  It depends on how many dead bulbs they've brought with them....
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  A: It depends whether the switch is on or off....
• Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a human?
  A: It depends on whether or not they think lightbulbs' rights are worth fighting for....
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