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• Q: How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on how many burnt out light bulbs he brought with him....
• Q:" How many Field Service Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" That depends on how many defective bulbs they brought....
• How long does it take a DEC repairman to change a light bulb?
  It depends on how many burnt out light bulbs he brought with him....
• Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a human?
  A: It depends on whether or not they think lightbulbs' rights are worth fighting for....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house? A: Depends on how thin you slice them ...
• Q: How many blacks does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how thin you slice them.
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end....