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Q: How Are An Oven And A Woman Alike? A: You Have To Get Them Both Hot Before You Stick The Meat In.
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Q: How are an oven and a woman alike?
A: You have to get them both hot before you stick the meat in.
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Q: How are jello and woman alike? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
dogs vs. women HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE Both look stupid in hats.
Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting....
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...
Q: How are a woman and a cow patty alike? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Great Female Comebacks Man: Haven't we met before? Woma
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....