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• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
  A: I don't know, but it can sure pick lettuce...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a pig?
  A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do....
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iraquian? - Oil Of Olay.
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Spaniard? Spic and Span.
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  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• Q: What do you call a black with a C.B. A: Thief! Thief!