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• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus?
  A: I don't know, but it can sure pick lettuce...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a pig?
  A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do....
• What do you call a Purto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts?
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Spaniard? Spic and Span.
• What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Iraquian? - Oil Of Olay.
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....