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• Q: What's the difference between lawyers and vultures?
  A: Lawyers accumulate frequent-flier points....
• Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
  A: NO FEE - If No Recovery!!!...
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points.
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• LAWYERS *Q.* What do lawyers use for birth control?
  *A.* Their personalities. *Q.* What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?...
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Vultures can't take their wing tips off.
• What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
  Vultures wait 'till you're dead to rip your heart out....