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• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a pig?
  A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do....
• What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a pig?
  Nothing there are just some things a pig won't do....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a one-legged mongoloid with a polack? A: A polaroid one-step!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A: About half way.