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• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
  A: A piece of ass that makes your eyes water....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a black and a Frenchman? A: Jacques Cousteaudian.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!