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• Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The "calf"-eteria.
• Q: Where do cows go after they get married? A: On a honey-moo.
• Where do all the infinitesimals go?
• Where do elephants with skincare problems go? Pachydermatologists.
• Where do broken hard disks go?
• Q: How do you tell the difference between Winter and Summer in LA?
  A: When the topic of conversations changes from Mud slides to brush fires....
• Q: Where do dates grow? A: On calendar trees.
• Q. Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? A. Where you left it.