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Q: Where Do Dates Grow? A: On Calendar Trees.
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Q: Where do dates grow?
A: On calendar trees.
Related:
Q: What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? A: Sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green?
Why are birds poor? Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Idiot Olympic Questions Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied where appropriate.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?...
Permafrost: Where arctic farmers grow frozen vegetables.
Q: What do elephants do when they are bored? A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.
Q: What is the most terrible thing for a monkey to hear? A: SPROING ... SPROING ......
Q. Where do you find a tortoise with no legs? A. Where you left it.
Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....