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• Q: What's worse than being hijacked by the PLO? A: Being rescued by the Egyptians.
• Q: What's worse than grease on Olivia Newton-John? A: "Come on Eileen.
• Q: What's the worst part of eating hairless pussey? A: Getting the diaper off.
• Ronald Reagan actually seems to be getting younger," Rep.
  Jack Kemp told the GOP convention. Further evidence of what lots of sleep will do for you....
• Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
  A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece....
• Q: What's worse than a joke about shit? A: A joke about shit thats corny.
• Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A
  Congress can't make death any worse than it is....
• Q: What's worse than lipstick on your collar? A: Leg makeup on your ears.