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Q: What's Worse Than A Guitar String Breaking In The Middle Of A Tune?
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Q: What's worse than a guitar string breaking in the middle of a tune?
A: Having an organ go flat on you in the middle of a piece.
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Q: What's better than having a rose on your piano? A: Having Tulips on your organ.
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