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• Heard this joke from a Mike Dukakis field worker.) What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?
  A Dan Quayle watch....
• Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch.
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Q: What did Dan Quayle say when Marilyn Quayle blew in his ear? A: Thanks for the refill, Honey!
• Did you hear that Dan Quayle is so confused that he thinks "Shake Your Booty" is one of the Arabs that we're negotiating with.
• DAN QUAYLE QUOTES: Dan Quayle, as quoted in The Washington Po
  "I've been blessed with wonderful parents and a wonderful family, and I am proud of my family....
• Mickey Mouse wears a Brian Mulroney watch.
• Speaking of Dan Quayle, did you hear about the tragedy in Washington the other day?
  There was a power failure and poor VP Quayle was stuck on an escalator for over two hours....
• Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
  Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....