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Heard This Joke From A Mike Dukakis Field Worker.) What Did Mickey Mouse Get For Christmas?
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(Heard this joke from a Mike Dukakis field worker.)
What did Mickey Mouse get for Christmas?
A Dan Quayle watch.
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