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• How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw it in, and another to repent....
• Q:" How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" one to screw it in, and another to repent....
• Q:" How many Hinayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous....
• Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...
• Q:" How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand our leaflets....
• Another in a series .... Q: How many Zen monks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to screw in the light bulb....