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• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: Four. One to change the bulb....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: A tree in a golden forest. A': Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• Q:" How many Mahayana Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Four - One to screw in the light bulb, one to not screw in the light bulb, one to not not screw in the light bulb, and one to not do any of those....
• Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....
• Q:" How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" one to screw it in, and another to repent....