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Q: What Is COYOTE UGLY? A: When You Wake Up With Your Arms Around Someone Sooooooooo Ugly, That You Chew Your Arm Off, Rather Than Risk Waking Her Up.
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Q: What is COYOTE UGLY?
A: When you wake up with your arms around someone sooooooooo ugly, that you
chew your arm off, rather than risk waking her up.
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