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• Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces.
• Q: What's Green and red and goes a thousand miles an hour?
  A: A frog in a blender. Q: What do you get when you add milk?...
• How do you get 100 babies in a telephone booth? Blender.
• Q: What do elephants do when they are bored? A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.
  Q: What is the most terrible thing for a monkey to hear? A: SPROING ... SPROING ......
• What do you call a nun in a blender? Twisted Sister.
• Who do you put a baby in the blender feet first? So you can watch it's expression.
• What do you get when you put 36 Iraqi women in the same room. - A full set of teeth.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!