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Q: What Do Elephants Do When They Are Bored? A: Put Springs On Their Feet And Bounce Up Into The Trees To Rape Monkeys.
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Q: What do elephants do when they are bored?
A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.
Q: What is the most terrible thing for a monkey to hear?
A: SPROING ... SPROING ...
Related:
Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
Q: What do elephants use for a tampons? A: Sheep
Q: What is grey and not there. A: No elephants.
The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
Q: What's the most crooked thing in the world? A
A fart - it's pointed at your feet, but hits you in the nose....
why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
Q: What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? A: Sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: A little fucker about three feet high....