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• Why don't bunnies make noise when they fuck? They have cotton balls.
• Q: Why does Dan Quayle always make love on the bottom? A: Because he always fucks up.
• Q: Why did God make women? A: Because sheep can't cook.
• Q: Why couldn't the bike make it up the hill? A: Because it was "two" tired!
• Q: Why can't Gypsies have children? A: Because all the men have crystal balls.
• IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
• It's supposed to make that noise.
• Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.
• Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.