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• Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls.
• Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.
• Men Are Like... 1. Men are like department stores..
  .. their clothes should always be half off. 2. Men are like vacations....
• Q: Why do men like to play Pinball? A: It's the only way they can get five balls for a quarter.
• Q: Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children?
  A: Because, he only comes once a year and then it's down a chimney....
• Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
  Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
• Why do men swim faster than women? Because they have a rudder.
• Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts? A
  Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can....
• Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.