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• Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: He was stuck in a chicken.
• Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A: Because he was stuck to the chicken.
• Q: Why did the elephant cross the road? A: Because the chicken called in sick.
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
• Why did the Baby cross the road? ... It was strapped to the Chicken!
• Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because he heard the Colonel does chicken Right!
• You Chicken Why did the chicken cross the road?
  To show the armadillo/raccoon that it was possible....
• Q: Why did the possum cross the road? A: I don't know, haven't seen one make it yet.
  Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done....
• Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.