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• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Did you hear about the test that they ran on women?
  They wanted to see how fast they could go. Well they can only go 68, because they blow a rod when they hit 69!...
• Q: Hear about the guy who named his dog Herpes? A: He heals once a month.
• Did you hear about the aggie who moved his finger from his left nostril to his right and thought he had invented the transplant?
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• One day a guy lost his dick in an auto accident. He went to the doctor to get it replaced and the doctor pulled out a drawer with replacement dicks in it.
  Those look o.k.," the unfortunate victim said, "but as long I have the opportunity, I want something a bit longer....
• Q: Did you hear about the black guy who had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
• Clyde, a farmer from Palmer, Alaska, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde....