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• Q: What do you call a Polock with a $10,000 hat? A: The Pope.
• Q: What do you do when a Polock throws a grenade at you? A: You pull the pin and throw it back.
• Q: How do you break a Polock's finger? A: Punch him in the nose.
• Q: What did the Polock do with his first fifty cent piece? A: He married her.
• Q: How do you keep a Polock in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
• Q: What's polish and has an IQ of 180? A: A village.
• Q: What are the two biggest lies a Polock ever tells?
  A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I promise not to come in your mailbox....
• 373 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole? A: Divorced.
• Q: What do you call a Lada at the top of a hill? A: A miracle.