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• Q: Did you hear about the abortion clinics in Poland?
  A: There's a year-long waiting list to get in....
• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish carpool? A: They all meet at work.
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish parachute? A: It opens on impact.
• Q: Did you hear about the toy store in Harlem? A: It's called "Toys'B'Us.
• Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: Great food, no atmosphere.
• Q: Did you hear about the happy Roman? A: He was gladiator.
• S H U T T L E J O K E S Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
  A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?...
• Q: Did you hear what the condemned golfer's last words to the hangman were?
  A: "Mind if I have a few practice swings?...