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• Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? A. To hatchet.
• There was a Pole who was stranded at sea. He saw a bottle floating and picked it up.
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• What do you get when you sit on a fat person? Thyroids.
• Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
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• Q: How do you call the largest accumulation point of poles? A: Warsaw!
• Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? A. Because it can't sit down.
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