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Politicians May Be Smarter Than You Think. Notice That They Kiss Babies But Don't Hang Around Long Enough For The Babies To Do Anything Back.
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Politicians may be smarter than you think. Notice that they kiss babies but
don't hang around long enough for the babies to do anything back.
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