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• What do cannibals call unborn babies? Hors d'oeuvres.
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? The Dead Sea.
• How do you fit 10 dead babies in a shoe box? La Machine!
• Q:" How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....
• Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
• Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb. Notes: Ugh!...
• What do you call a man with no arms and no legs: In a butcher shop?
  Chuck. In the mail? Bill....
• What do you call three people in wheelchairs on top of each other? A vegetable rack.