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• Some Declaration of Independence signers had unusual first names, such as Button, Caesar and Elbridge.
  But the guy they sent it to had an odd first name, too: King....
• Only men--56 of them--signed the Declaration of Independence.
  It's amazing how well a nation can hold up when begun by Founding Sexists....
• Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A. At the bottom of the document.
• Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
• History books say the Declaration of Independence was largely written by Thomas Jefferson.
  From looking at it we'd say it was even more largely written by John Hancock....
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America
  In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today....
• And then there were the terrorists who hijacked a plane full of lawyers.
  They threatened to release one each hour until their demands were met....
• There were two morons that wanted to go hunting. They went out into the woods and after a while decided to split up.
  One went one way and the other went another way. As this joke would have it, one of the morons shot the other moron by mistake....