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  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• Talk about a typo... A new monk arrives at the monastery.
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• A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
  As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
  Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
• Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready.
  I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory....