Related:

• How does a jew say fuck you? Trust me. What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
  Q. of 3? A New York City St. Patrick's day parade....
• Democrats say Mr. Reagan has a secret plan to raise taxes.
  Big deal. Even if he does, our system requires him eventually to leak the news to Congress....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Scientists say a big earthquake, centered in Southeast Missouri, is sure to come some day.
  Don't look at us. It's not our fault....
• Some Rules Kids Won't Learn in School Unfortunately there are some things that children should be learning in school, but don't.
  Not all of them have to do with academics. As a modest- back-to-school offering, here are some basic rules that may not have found their way into the standard curriculum....
• Everyone wondered how Reagan picked Bush for VP in the first place.
  Well, this is the story: Reagan knew he had to make a choice...
• Several students were asked the following problem: Prove that all odd integers are prime.
  Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....