Scientists speculate that comets crash into the earth every 26 million years,
wiping out whole species of animals. Next time we hope they aim at slugs.
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other in an airplane. All of a
sudden, the man sneezes powerfully. He takes out his handkerchief, opens his
zipper, takes out his Willy and after having carefully wiped it, puts it back in
and closes the zipper....
NEWS BULLETIN!!!
Today, in a tragic accident at the Exxon corporate headquarte he
fish truck "Prince William Express" slammed into the side of the main
building of the new corporate headquarters spilling more than 20 tons
of dead herring, salmon, sea otters and various other wildlife on to
the pristine lawn of the Exxon complex....