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• We're looking forward to hearing Mr. Carter speak to the Democratic convention, and hope he'll update us on how Amy and Brother Billy are doing.
• At the Democratic convention this summer we're likely to see delegate challenges and floor fights.
  This is in addition, of course, to the contest for goofiest hat....
• Attending the Democratic convention were 3,933 delegates and 1,303 alternates-- two or three dozen of whom were in their seats at any one time.
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• We were surprised that the Democratic convention's start wasn't delayed for Mondale veep interviews with George Brett, Gary Carter, Dale Murphy, Dwight Gooden and Fernando Valenzuela.
• This big time salesman went to several conferences a year.
  Every time he would take a $1000.00 bill with him....
• Remember: Spell Check your jokes, and include a one line signature at most.
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• Maybe Fritz Mondale could choose Jimmy Carter as a running mate.
  Or has he given up the idea of revenge?...
• Clinton Bashing There were 3 high school-aged boys walking down the street in Washington.
  Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he's about to be hit by a car....