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Attending The Democratic Convention Were 3,933 Delegates And 1,303 Alternates-- Two Or Three Dozen Of Whom Were In Their Seats At Any One Time.
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Attending the Democratic convention were 3,933 delegates and 1,303
alternates-- two or three dozen of whom were in their seats at any one time.
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