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The Democratic Platform Runs 35,000 Words. Divided By The Number Of People Who'll Ever Read It All, That's About 1,000 Words Each.
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The Democratic platform runs 35,000 words. Divided by the number of people
who'll ever read it all, that's about 1,000 words each.
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Why should I read? Its only words.