15> "C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there,
what're we gonna hit?" -- Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez
14> "Responding to the liberal media's biased coverage, these
fine young members of the Republican House Caucus are
standing behind me to show their full support for my
continued Speakership."
13> "Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father."
-- Darth Vader
12> "A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk
11> "Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie
10> "And now that I'm running my life support equipment through
Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
9> "I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer
8> "Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley
7> "How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?"
-- insect
6> "No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man.
That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
5> "Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some
firewood!" -- Mr. Borden
4> "How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a
question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek
3> "Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"
2> "Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder
my wife and an innocent waiter!"
and the Number 1 Famous Last Words...
1> "Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"
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