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Promises Are Cheap," Gary Hart Said In His Convention Speech.
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"Promises are cheap," Gary Hart said in his convention speech. And it was
good to find out SOMETHING is.
Related:
Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends.
What did Gary Hart say to Donna Rice the day after the election?
"I said LICK THE ERECTION, not WRECK THE ELECTION !!...
Gary Hart is under pressure to give in and support Fritz Mondale.
It would be a nice gesture, but is there time between now and November to take back everything he's said?...
Gary Hart won 28 primaries or caucuses, compared with 24 for Fritz Mondale, it turned out.
It reinforces our belief that the Democrats should nominate Uncommitted....
Mr. Reagan listed few goals for the future in his GOP convention speech.
Maybe the good news is he doesn't have many. ---- Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles!...
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
All-Star baseball game afterthought: If they were worried about wind in Candlestick why did they let Howard Cosell talk?
Gary Hart said if he got nominated he'd also have picked Geraldine Ferraro as a running mate....
Q: What was Gary Hart's biggest mistake??? A: Not having Ted Kennedy drive Donna Rice home!
Gary Hart says he can't wait for the '88 presidential campaign.
Luckily for him, it'll begin in a few months....