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  "You should have let me drive her home....
• How did Donna Rice vote in the '88 election? Undecided.
  She couldn't decide whether to give her heart to Bush, or give her bush to Hart..........
• Q: What was Gary Hart's biggest mistake??? A: Not having Ted Kennedy drive Donna Rice home!
• On election day vote early and ofte
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• I fart to make you smell better." What do you call a blond with a dollar on top of her head?
  All You Can Eat for under a buck! How many Male Chauvanist Pigs does it take to change a light bulb?...
• Promises are cheap," Gary Hart said in his convention speech.
  And it was good to find out SOMETHING is....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• S H U T T L E J O K E S Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed?
  A: One blew left and one blew right. Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?...