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The Hart And Mondale Folks Have Been Talking Informally To See If They Can Make A Deal, It's Reported.
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The Hart and Mondale folks have been talking informally to see if they can
make a deal, it's reported. The good news so far is they've apparently agreed
to limit nuclear weapons.
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