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If Democrats Had Nominated Jesse Jackson For Veep, The GOP Speakers Would Have Been, Uh, Well.
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If Democrats had nominated Jesse Jackson for veep, the GOP speakers would have
been, uh, well. . . give us time and maybe we'll think of some famous black
Republicans.
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How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
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If Mr. Jackson's enemies had done him as much good as his friends have done him harm he'd be the nominee....
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
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Security for the GOP convention was reported to be tight.
That's awful. We hope they sobered up before anything serious happened....