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• Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
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• The following are actual stories told by travellers from Mendocino County, CA to travel agents in the UK.
  (And you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography....
• Clinton at the Bank If President Clinton has had to do it like the rest of us.
  .. this is how it SHOULD have gone: Hi, Mrs. and Mrs....
• FOUR YEARS LATER... December 30, 2004 / Washington, D.
  C. (Associated Press) After four years of legal wrangling, George W....
• Only In America A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
  We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car that will take 5 years to pay off....
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....