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Abe Lincoln Was The First Republican President. Of Course, Back Then Mr.
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Abe Lincoln was the first Republican president. Of course, back then Mr.
Reagan wasn't yet old enough to run.
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just hot off Werner's wire-service ...) Mr. Reagan visited Dukakis headquarters yesterday, offering to work for his election campaign.
"No, Mr. President, I am the Democratic candidate....
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From
werner@rascal.ics.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner Uhrig) Subjec...
Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
When you were a kid, did you ever tell the teacher ``My dog ate my homework?...
Jeane Kirkpatrick, who spoke to the GOP meeting, is a Democrat.
Mr. Reagan used to be one, too. And, though there was no evidence of it at the convention, Mr....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
It is essential that Ronald Reagan be defeated," Mr.
Mondale says. Not if taxpayers want to avoid supporting another former president....
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....
Wary Klink Live-Pillory Clinton Wary: "Hello, welcome to Wary Klink Live.
Tonight's guests will be First Lady elect Pillory Clinton....
This president has never seen an arms control agreement he likes," Gerry Ferraro says.
Is that what Mr. Reagan means by his "safety nyet?...