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This President Has Never Seen An Arms Control Agreement He Likes," Gerry Ferraro Says.
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"This president has never seen an arms control agreement he likes," Gerry
Ferraro says. Is that what Mr. Reagan means by his "safety nyet?"
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There are no doors we cannot unlock," says Gerry Ferraro.
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Here's this year's list: 1. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980....
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A new poll shows most Democrats want a Mondale-Hart ticket....
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
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It is essential that Ronald Reagan be defeated," Mr.
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