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This house has every new convenience except low payments.
The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
They have an all electric home. Everything in it is charged.
My buyers want a new home on the outskirts---of their income, that is.
A Happy Home is a place where each spouse entertains the possibility that the other may be right though neither believes it.
By the time you pay for a home in the suburbs, it isn't.
A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.
The house has a wall to wall carpet and back to wall payment.
A typical home has a TV set that is adjusted better than the kids.
House problem: The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't.

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