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  Abe, why are you looking so sad? Abe: It's my son....
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  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• A boy scout was out doing his bob-a-job stint one Saturday in Farmborough.
  He walked up to the front door of one house and rang the doorbell....
• An attractive young secretary in her first week on the job got some friendly advice about the office Romeo from the more matronly office workers.
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