One Day, Three Nuns Were Talking While Enjoying Their Cups Of Tea, When One Of The Nuns Leaned Towards The Other Two And Whispered, "I'm In Such A Dilemma, Sisters, And I Don't Know What To Do.

There where 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time they decided to tell each other what their greatest sins where.
The first nun got up and said, "My greatest sin is sex....
Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
Here are my categories, with examples (his): ENGLISH
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out....
Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...